Take it up with my butt. He's the only one that gives a crap.
- Peter Griffin, Family Guy
Take it up with my butt. He's the only one that gives a crap.
- Peter Griffin, Family Guy
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Teacher: Where is your homework. Student: I uploaded it on Facebook and I tagged you in it..
Sometimes, I'll stand up in a meeting and say, "You just gave me an idea!" Then I leave the room, drive home, and go to bed..
If sex between 3 people is called a Threesome and sex between 2 people is called a Twosome... Why is Handsome still a compliment?.
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My sister arrived home from a driving lesson yesterday and exclaimed: "I was driving along and I think I might have accidentally hit a peasant." Oh my, how we laughed..
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME. PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME. PEANUT BUTTER JELLY. PEANUT BUTTER JELLY. thank u for ur time :).
English: icecream.
A bro respects all his bros in the military because they've selflessly chosen to defend the nation, but more to the point, because they can kick his ass six ways to Sunday..
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