Contains swearing xx
We have a lovely house hold all civilised and stuff,
Try hard to keep it tidy with a hoover and a dust.
A little issues started not sure what to do,
My three year old Charlie has started playing with his poo.
Toilet training has been successful For ages he's been clean,
But this little Faeces fetish I'm not all that very keen,
I find it stashed in his toy box and on the bathroom floor.
Even found it in my wardrobe smeared up inside the door.
I hope this problem passes and he finds something else to do,
Like playing with his train set and poohing in the loo.
A further problem has also grown not sure how to deal with it,
The fact my house upstairs and down now stinks of piss and shit!
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