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Weight Subtraction

22 said to 88:
"You've both been looking fat of late;
Perhaps you both should join a gym,
And minus some to be more slim?"
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( o ) ( o ) / we're just \
( O ) ( O ) < full-figured. |
|| || || || \__________/

88 said "you both can talk!
You both look though you like the pork!
Sure your FEET are nice and thin,
But your UPPER curves are FAR from slim!"

"A little curvy we may be,"
Replied both 2's simultaneously,
"But both of YOU are so round and wide,
You could fit FOUR of us inside!"

"Now then! What's this?!?" said number 11,
Who'd just arrived with 4 and 7,
"We ALL of us are thin inside.."
"Oh shut it STICK-TWINS!!" they all replied.

waynedoz

@waynedoz

Six foot three bespectacled ginger-bearded designer and illustrator. I also poetify with rhymification. www.waynedorrington.co.uk

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Genius sir πŸ˜‰πŸ˜„

Great stuff Wayne 😊

Awesome😊

Haha! Your obviously a cyborg!

Haha, you clever man! πŸ˜„

Love it :)

Brilliance on my iPad once again...love it!

I love this!! It's AWESOME !!!! 😜 yr so clever to think these up!! Well done ;)

@Delilah @leelee101 @Stablish @Weirdwolf @PoppyA @AlexMurray @misslittleDHP @lucandsurprise thank you all! Glad you like it - was worried it was a bit too abstract :)

@waynedoz Go wayne go!! :P

Thanks @iPuss :)

@waynedoz Meow >^ ,~<

This is great stuff!

Thanks @HeatherAnne :)

Wow!...this is awesome!

Loooool I love it!

Thanks @jamiewho17 :)

Thanks @chy :)

Hahaha!! Loved it! πŸ˜„

Thanks @bop365 :)

😻so neat! i loved it!! you're by far my favorite poet☺

Hey thanks @rachbby1 - very nice of you to say. :)

my pleasure😺you're brilliant😊

Love it

Thanks @Hanni :)

@waynedoz Utter genius! Absolutely brilliant, it's one of the best Opuss' I've ever read!

Thanks @Oliverthepen :)

Lol XD

Very nice!!

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