Balanced Diet

@WhatAMess

Crisps for breakfast is not what I was expecting.. Any other unusually breakfasts?.

@magicmilkshake

?McCoys?

Why does McCoys have man crisps written on the back?.

@therapper3lm0

Chef Boy R Dee

So I'm eating ravioli when all of a sudden I'm chewing on a rubber band. I suddenly begin gagging and singing "chef boy r dee, almost killed me".

@Fluffy2000

Favourite Food?

What your favourite food?.

@magicmilkshake

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Strange new bio......... Phahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahashahahahahahahahahahahaha..... Sorry I laughed....

@blindsilence

Good Cod Almighty

I used to work in a fish shop. I killed a man with the salt shaker and a fried cod last month. I was lucky though, I was only charged with assault and battery..

@RobbieMcKane

Mmmmmm

I love da chips. Made from my brains..

@WhatAMess

I'm on a sea food diet at the moment.. I sea food and then I eat it...