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Copy Paste Send, Make This The End

Everything I post is from my own head,
Most thought of from the confines of my bunk bed,
But what annoys me, and others, no end,
Are those who copy, paste, and then send.

What is the point? What do you achieve?
Those are well known jokes, do you think we believe,
That you wrote them and posted them here in good will?
We know you copied and pasted but still!

One after another, like a conveyer belt,
You carry them here, and peoples hearts melt.
Oh what a laugh :), oh how sad :(.
When we realise they're fake we get rather mad.

You cheated! No effort went into that post,
Yet of likes and of rank, you have the most.
Think up your own, make your own story,
Or poem or joke, don't steal all the glory.

When you work hard, and earn your top spot,
Only then will we look up to you a lot.
Be chummy, original, everyone's mate.
Don't be the faker that all of us hate.

Earthbound

@Earthbound

14 years old. Female. British. Likes to rhyme. Is addicted to Teh Internetz.

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Comments & Feedback (18)

Brilliantly expressed ๐Ÿ’š

@naaviie Thankyou! :D

Awesome stuff as usual babe ๐Ÿ˜˜

@aleishagayle20 Thanks.โค

Good stuff ๐Ÿ˜Š

@MrAlex Thanks, mate.

Very true!

Well said! ๐Ÿ˜Š

@Nom ;)

@bryanrobertheap I do my best

@Earthbound superb โœŠ

@Earthbound great stuff ๐Ÿ˜‰

@smellyfingers Thanks, mate. ;)

@leelee101 Thanking you kindly, good sir.

Well done cara brill! ๐Ÿ’›

@iPuss Thankyou! ๐Ÿ˜Š

Very well written with a good rhythm

@redfae Thanks. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

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