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Grammar Nazi.

I call my self G-N,
Grammar Nazi galore,
I don't care if you hate it,
Or if I'm being a bore.

I see a colon out of place,
A comma falsely put,
I'll ruin your day, no problem,
I'll put you in a rut.

Those apostrophes - atrocious!
And spell that word again.
Else you'll feel my wrath,
Your self-inflicted pain.

Sort that clause out one more time,
Revise your forward dash,
Too many full stops over there,
They make your work look rash.

I'm sorry you've spelt 'too' wrong,
There's a capital letter there,
Just get it write and carry on,
And I'll get out your hair.

Yours sincerely,
Mister G-N

HeatherAnne

@HeatherAnne

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Comments & Feedback (35)

Ha please stay away from my stories lol I bet they are full of mistakes.๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ‘€

@glen hey, it's not me! It's GN! He's a bitch! ๐Ÿ˜˜

Haha I know what you mean this is awesome perfectly said

@aleishagayle20 thankssssss hun ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜˜

Bet you checked the spelling and grammar on this a few times ;)

@jacooo ... Nooooo cough it would be blissfully ironic, however, if there was an error in this piece!

@WildOneKezza ha! ๐Ÿ˜‰

@AlexMurray O.M.G ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

@WildOneKezza spooky eh...ยฟ

I'm always making mistakes and they annoy myself! Could always use you to point them out ๐Ÿ˜œ

Umm... *?

@naaviie hehe. Don't get me started, trust me. I'm awful. G-N's my other persona ๐Ÿ˜

@HeatherAnne oooo scary!! But still, I'll try put on my armour and prepare for your attack ๐Ÿ˜œ

@naaviie he's the devil in me. He won't go away ๐Ÿ˜ฅ no need. I'm in charge here. He won't get past my own armour!

@HeatherAnne great stuff hun x

@leelee101 thanks hun ๐Ÿ˜Š x

Fight it hun! ๐Ÿ˜œ

Hilarious! ๐Ÿ˜บ

@sjw thanks hun! ๐Ÿ˜Š

This is fabulous! Glad I'm not the only one!!! ๐Ÿ˜

@bryanrobertheap kindred spirit! ;D thanks!

Brilliant xxx

@misslittleDHP thanks Kim and thanks for the RP ๐Ÿ˜Š

Wot A graet powem bi teh wayeยก....

I love the irony with the 'write' in the last stanza. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

@AlexMurray u pua funnii guy lol fanx m8

@Thebeautifulundead thanks, good sharp eyes ๐Ÿ˜œ

For others work, but rarely my own lol I make too many edits and still miss loads of mistakes. More punctuation than spelling ๐Ÿ˜Š

@Thebeautifulundead sod's law that though, isn't it?! ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜Š

@WildOneKezza coincidence!!

Love the irony of 'write' too! Great stuff!

@Nom thanks! Haha! And thanks for the repost too ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š

Gr8 poem, real gudโค

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