I call my self G-N,
Grammar Nazi galore,
I don't care if you hate it,
Or if I'm being a bore.
I see a colon out of place,
A comma falsely put,
I'll ruin your day, no problem,
I'll put you in a rut.
Those apostrophes - atrocious!
And spell that word again.
Else you'll feel my wrath,
Your self-inflicted pain.
Sort that clause out one more time,
Revise your forward dash,
Too many full stops over there,
They make your work look rash.
I'm sorry you've spelt 'too' wrong,
There's a capital letter there,
Just get it write and carry on,
And I'll get out your hair.
Yours sincerely,
Mister G-N
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