Twinflame

TheCodsPollocks • 433 followers

Transcendental claptrap!
What a load of bull!
I'm sorry, but I've had enough, I'm
Nobody's fool!
Forget this 'soulmate' nonsense!
Let's all get one thing clear!
Alpha this? Omega that?!
Methinks it's insincere!
Exchanging of the energies?
Sod off! Do me a favour, please!
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This is a very much tongue in cheek look at the subject from the other side.
No! No! I don't mean THE other side! I haven't died..... but I don't think it'll be long if some of you get your hands on me!

#acrostic #general #meta-commentary #poetry #relationship-critique #satire #wordplay

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Comments & Feedback (24)

TheCodsPollocks

Mar 10, 2013 at 10:14 AM

Mar 10, 2013 at 10:17 AM

@TheCodsPollocks I am in stitches!! Love it 👏👏👏👏👏👍😘

Mar 10, 2013 at 10:20 AM

Hee hee!😄

TheCodsPollocks

Mar 10, 2013 at 11:04 AM

@HeatherAnne @blindsilence Appreciate the reposts guys 😊👍here have one on me🍺🍸

TheCodsPollocks

Mar 10, 2013 at 11:05 AM

@wendy3763 Glad it made you giggle! 😊👍💜

TheCodsPollocks

Mar 10, 2013 at 11:07 AM

@emjez I take it I'm forgiven then - you're not gonna get me at playtime? 😊👍💜

Mar 10, 2013 at 11:09 AM

@TheCodsPollocks 😂your safe Jimmy😊😘

Mar 10, 2013 at 11:49 AM

😂😂👍 #deadmanwalking

Mar 10, 2013 at 11:56 AM

@TheCodsPollocks this is brilliant!

TheCodsPollocks

Mar 10, 2013 at 1:29 PM

@Burrfoot Ha ha! Wait - what am I laughing at? 😨💀😰 Thanks for the repost mate!

TheCodsPollocks

Mar 10, 2013 at 1:32 PM

@sammielee @sarahgamal Thanks for the reposts girls 😊💜✨💜

TheCodsPollocks

Mar 10, 2013 at 1:54 PM

@AlexJessop97 Why, thank you very much Alex xx😊💚

TheCodsPollocks

Mar 10, 2013 at 1:57 PM

@paintingskies Many thanks for reposting Sam 😊👍💚

Mar 10, 2013 at 3:24 PM

😂😝👍

Mar 10, 2013 at 3:34 PM

Tis Tis the goods , but need a end rhyme with died , to carry the meter to finish for me, , good work man

TheCodsPollocks

Mar 10, 2013 at 3:45 PM

@wolfwaff Cheers for the comment mate - I didn't mean the last bit to be part of the actual poem - that's just me grovelling! 😊👍🍺

Mar 10, 2013 at 4:55 PM

😳😳 thought you'd proven ghosts were real when saying it came from the Other side 😳😉😜 fabbo piece jimmy! X

Mar 10, 2013 at 7:00 PM

@TheCodsPollocks 😆😂😅, 👏👏👏👌

Mar 10, 2013 at 7:00 PM

(Brilliant piece mate) 🍻

TheCodsPollocks

Mar 10, 2013 at 7:45 PM

@dylan23 Thank you Dylan for the comment and the RP - much appreciated 😊👍👏🍺Oh, you're too young for the beer - Oh, go on then, just a sip!

TheCodsPollocks

Mar 10, 2013 at 7:52 PM

@minxyMolly Oh, thank you Moll, you doll. Really appreciate the repost hun 😊👍💜

Mar 10, 2013 at 7:54 PM

Awh not a pint?D:, well I guess it'll have to do until I'm 16 😔, just another year😛 and you're welcome👏👏

Mar 11, 2013 at 1:26 AM

Fucckin poets, and their groveling , when will we learn

Mar 11, 2013 at 1:27 AM

When the world stops hurting

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