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Can you see that shark,
Swimming up to me?
I think he may be hungry,
Wants to eat me for his tea!
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Wait, he is swimming away,
Cause I read in a magazine,
'You are less likely to die from a shark,
Than be crushed by a vending machine!'
(Inspired by @Weirdwolf)
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