Streams of white fly past my belly -
Come on lass, give it some welly!
Hot creamy liquid only buckets can measure
Fingers are squeezing...
Bring my morning pleasure
This animal process...
The tight sac releases
A frenzy of sweat and
The spurting increases
I know what you're thinking -
It's a climax in silk,
But it's just me and Daisy,
My cow, milking milk.
Uh... Sorry
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Just a bit of fun inspired by@PoppyA Offside Rules. Football crazy. Football mad. Footy on the telly. Footy on the pad. Footy in the paper. Footy in the pub. Footy on the radio. Footy in the tub.
You make me feel like everything will be okay. That you are here for me whatever time of the day. The feeling is mutual. My fun loving friend. Even if you do drive me round the bend.
@sjw Don't think you can threaten me with Bob I deal with him every day in my job.
A man is in bed with his wife when there is bang on the door. He turns over and looks at his alarm clock, and it's four in the morning.
I can't get it out of my head, It's driving me insane. My dirty little fantasy, Calling out my name.
Dear Mr Grammar Nazi, Please leave me alone?. All this worrying about my text, Has made me lose a stone.
I call my self G-N, Grammar Nazi galore, I don't care if you hate it, Or if I'm being a bore. I see a colon out of place, A comma falsely put, I'll ruin your day, no problem, I'll put you in a rut.
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