I love you my furry friend,
a devoted companion you'll always be.
You escort me from room to room ever so sweetly.
My daily tasks for you hold such fascination.
My cooking, my cleaning,
even my toilet ministrations.
Your sweet and gentle countenance is a constant comfort to me.
But tell me my faithful furry friend,
is it really so fascinating when I pee?
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Comments & Feedback (11)
My girls are the same. Evie meows at the window when I'm having a bath so I'll let her in lol but there always here when I get home and really snuggly when I'm sad. 🐱
Mommy dearest, don't you see, It really is fascinating when you pee. I'll watch, turn my head and with a furry frown, Wonder why it is you have to sit down! Wouldn't it be better if you were like me? If you had four legs you could lift just one, see!
@ckahn :D Your poem was begging for a tag. I'm in the same boat and have a little dog that's quite the bathroom voyeur!
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