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Wet Legs

Just got back from a dog walk in the rain. Drizzling for all it's worth round here, typical British summer...
So I'd just got back, pleased with myself because A, I had done my good deed for the day, and B, because I had managed to stay reasonably dry throughout the walk, when the dog, (who hadn't) had to go and give a great big shake, right at my feet.
"Thanks, pepper, is that your repayment then? We're even are we?"
I said to her, sarcastically. But she just looked at me with those big brown puppy eyes, wagged her tail, and shook again. So now I have very wet legs, and to be honest, I think I love my dog even more now...

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