DOG: have you noticed how I don't lift my leg when I wee?
Because you fall over
DOG: no
Yes. I saw you try it once. You FELL OVER
DOG: That was a COMBAT ROLL
DOG: I thought I heard a GUNSHOT
It's because you're a bit fat
DOG: what's 'FAT' ?
It happens when you eat to much food
DOG: Fat sounds AWESOME. LET'S GET FAT
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Just a guy and his dog.
DOG: I need a girlfriend You can't have kids. I had you 'done' remember. DOG: WHAT?.
DOG: why you no txt me today. I'm busy. DOG: you on gay opuss app instead of texting dog. No. I'm working. DOG: just ran up and down the stairs 19 times without stopping.
I love you my furry friend, a devoted companion you'll always be. You escort me from room to room ever so sweetly. My daily tasks for you hold such fascination.
DOG: just done a busy on the kitchen floor WTF. I let you out before I left DOG: yea, I thought you weren't ever ever ever coming home....... so I panicked I have to eat in that room.
DOG: why you shut me in room. You know why. DOG: no I don't. You do so. DOG: because you using vacuum cleaner. Your smarter than you look. DOG: your not, you've got a face like a pug. So do you.
Just got back from a dog walk in the rain. Drizzling for all it's worth round here, typical British summer...
DOG: how long til u be home. Told you I'll be in at 7. You ready for walkies!. DOG: YES. CAN WE TAKE THE BALL You want the ball. DOG: YES. Who wants the ball DOG: ME.
DOG: do you think I could be a police dog. No. DOG: why not. Don't think you've got the nerve. DOG: WTF. My nerves are STEEL. You jump at the sounds of your own farts.
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