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This Is Me...MisslittleDHP

I am Kim...Kimbo to my friends

I am small, never got to 5ft but what I lack in height I make up for in boobs and mouth!

Personality wise I am a mixed bag I'm afraid...more so when those darn hormones kick in...but generally I'm a happy, fun loving person who loves to have fun and laughs and smiles a lot ....I'm always told I have a dirty laugh which accompanies my dirty mind...it's a curse!! Wink Wink!

I'm very organised in a very hectic life as I am mummy to 6 gorgeous children, well actually my very handsome 19 year old son is not a child obviously, then I have sons who are 10 and 4 and mini me's...8 yrs old and my
twin girls who are 2.

I have been married for 6 years...hubby deserves a medal for putting up with my scattiness and my mid life crisis just before my 40th in May.

I was born on the 21st May, apparently the cusp, which explains a lot as I have this impulsive side to me but I'm also very homely and need the calmness.

I love to sing and dance and when I was younger was indeed that girl who sung into her hairbrush, imagining all her fans were in front of her!

I used to be a teaching assistant but before that I have worked as a groom in a riding stables, a trainee veterinary nurse, care worker with vulnerable adults, dental nurse but left after a few days as I kept gagging when people opened their mouths, I used to own a shop called Revival....now I plan to work from home, eventually selling my cards and to write my little heart out.

I love people, music, films, books, animals, the sea, nature, my family, my friends and Declan Donnelly.

I love eating out, or eating in for that matter, my fave drinks are Martini and lemonade, Vodka and Tonic or G and T.

Since joining Opuss I have been on a journey of self discovery, I had been seeking a faith however I don't seem to mould to many faiths as I am very spiritual and intuitive and have a lot of questions that need answering.
I have had things happen to me that I can't explain or understand, some have been lovely, some sad or scary...my spiritual self continues to grow.

I was practically brought up by my beloved nan and gramp, my gramp was the dearest person in the world to me and believe he walks with me still since his passing. My nan is 82 years young and is like a mum to me. My mother has been a heroin addict for many years but has been clean for over a year, we are trying to rebuild our very broken relationship.
My kids shall never go through what me and my brother had to go through, due to my mums addiction.
Because of my very unconventional upbringing friends and family are incredibly sacred to me.

On a lighter note I can talk ALOT, I will talk to anyone about anything and there's not many people I don't like if I'm honest, however if I don't like you, I just won't give you the time of day.

Well that's me in a nutshell !!

misslittleDHP

@misslittleDHP

Writing has been my friend since a teenager...I laugh, cry, think, pretend, smile as I do it. I feel that I communicate better through my writing as in person I can appear a tad scatty.

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@LittleKitten ....❤❤

@misslittleDHP you seem like a wonderful mother and you have a very bubbly character, nice bio😄😘❤❤

@misslittleDHP woooo you are awesome nice to meet you!! 😄😄 my mom just barely reaches other the 5ft mark and is scared when annoyed becuz I'm bout 5ft 7 ish but small people have might lol xx

@minxyMolly lol.....I'm described as a little jack Russell ....small but feisty....all my cousins though are ridiculously tall at 6ft 4....😜😝😜😝😜😝

@misslittleDHP 💛💛💛love it

@LittleKitten awww thanks my sweet...so very kind ❤❤

@Diddle @MrAlex @minxyMolly @oushie12 ....thanking you all for the kind reposts ❤💋❤💋❤

Wonderful, it was worth waiting for. I knew I felt a connection to you, we have lots in common. When I read sleepy dragons Opuss today, that was the same, I am amazed! You had a tough start but were very lucky with your grandparents, at least your kids will be ok. Isn't it odd that lots of us had tough childhoods, some worse than others of course. Thanks for posting, I loved it! ☺😽😽😽

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@crowncottage we are all like kindred spirits...I loved reading these bios about our fellow Opussians ...it's true that many of us have had some tough times but it makes you who you are!...what doesn't kill you makes you stronger and all that!...thanks for taking the time to read and leave a lovely comment Linda ❤❤❤❤❤

Wow! There's a lot packed into that small frame, that's for sure! 👍👏💛💙💜💚❤

@misslittleDHP haha that's like my mom but all the women in my moms family are small x

@TheCodsPollocks lol....certainly is my sweet 😝😜😝😜❤❤❤❤❤

Expertly put 😃👌👍🏆

A strong lady, mad as a brush but very loveable with it. Well done for being do honest. 💚

Your so loveable I can imagine your kids adore you..just as we do 😊 you forgot your obsession with spiders 😂😂😂😘💗💐

@glen thanking you the handsome Glenster ❤❤❤❤❤💋💋💋

@sjw how can I forget my love of spiders....doh.....thanking you Sienna for the wonderful comment...means a lot Hun ❤❤❤❤

@eddie12309 lol....very true...I'm getting more mental, the older I get too...there's no hope...thanks lovely lady for the sweet comment...❤❤❤❤💋💋💋💋

@Jamtots @sjw @glen ...mwahs for you gorgeous peeps for the kind reposts 💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋

Love it❤❤

@ashhkat...thanks my lovely for the RP ❤❤💋💋

I agree with @crowncottage - worth the wait! Reading this, I felt like we might be twins or something!!! 😳 Stalker alert!!! 😂😂😂 But in all seriousness, I'm short, busty, CHATTY, feisty (can be!), have crazy hormones (hubby usually guesses where I am in my 'cycle' by the 'grumpy / angry / clumsy stages' I go through 😂😂😂😂 Love to sing and boogie....TALK WAAAAAAY TOO MUCH!! etc. etc... My hubby was 40 in May too 😉 I congratulate you on being such a fun and interesting person from such a difficult start 👏👏👏👏 oh, and I think I've mentioned it before, but... 6?! 6???!!! You must have the patience of a Saint is all I can say! 😂😂 Saint Kim!! I'll shut up now! 😉😂

@MrsS lol....you have officially been added as my Opussian twin Hun ...my hubby knows exactly when my monthly is due...when I got pregnant with the twins, we decided it was time to get a telly in the bedroom!!..😜😜.....I loved reading your comment Hun...made my night my sweet...THANKYOU it means so very much...mwah mwah 💋💋💋❤❤

@MrsS and some flowers my dearest for the kind RP ❤❤

@misslittleDHP Aw thanks, my others finally withered last week! 💐🌾🍂 Well, I'm guessing it was either the tv, or a very large extension and some padded walls?! 😂😂😂

@gazplend...mwah handsome for the very kind repost Hun 💋💋💋💋❤❤

@MrsS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Wow. We share a lot of interests. Animals, martini etc 😉 your hubby sounds a star 💚✨💚✨

I'm so sorry to hear your mother had a heroin addiction. That's always rough. I know how you feel.

@naaviie he is Hun ....one day I really hope an Opussian party will happen so we can have that Martini one day ❤❤❤🍸🍸🍸🎉🎈

@nikujagagirl awww thanks sweetie...had many years to deal with it and mum has been clean for over a year, she is now left with a lot of health issues...thanks for your warm comment ❤❤

@MelchiorJ13 mwah my sweet for the repost 💋💋💋

@nesecool...mwah my sweet for the RP ...I'm very grateful 💋

@izzysitv...thankayoooo for the kind RP Hun 🌹

One day, I'm sure! 🍸✨🍸✨

@misslittleDHP You're welcome! I hope you're all doing alright!

Just noticed - you're at 499 posts!!! 😲😲 I'm expecting something inspired for 500...... No pressure!!! 😂😂😂😘😘

@MrsS ha ha...I'm indeed thinking of a special 500!!!....that Opussian twin thing is kicking in eh?😜😜😝😝😍😍🍸🍸🍸🍸

@misslittleDHP Cool, anticipation drum roll...! Oooh, you just reminded me - drinks! Think I'll have a Baileys... 👍👍😉😘

@RichWithey....mwah my darling for the RP 💋💋💋💋

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@misslittleDHP @misslittleDHP rockin!! For the record I talk a lot too enjoy yor🍷🍹🍸🍻🍺s

@RichWithey loving the new profile pic handsome ☺☺☺😘😘😘

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Beautiful....that's it, simply beautiful 😍💋

@smellyfingers awwwwwww thanking you my darling...that means so much...a big smackeroo for the kind RP 💋💋💋💋💋

My pleasure and the "lacking in height/make up for in mouth and boobs" lines made me pmsl, love your crazy sense of humour babe 😍😍😜💋

@smellyfingers I'm glad you do...even crazy ladies need love 😜😝😂💋💋

@misslittleDHP you were right about the talk a Lot part.LOL 🍀😋😊😘😍😜😂🍸🍸🍸🍻🍻🍺🍸🍹🍹

@Emma_33 tee hee...😝😜😂😂😂😂

@misslittleDHP luv ur use of emojis🍄🍄🍄🐛🐛🙊🙊🙊🙊😏😏😏😏

@Emma_33 I love them 😘❤😘❤😘

@misslittleDHP me too couldn't live without them!!!!

@misslittleDHP I loved reading your bio, ur an inspiration 💜💜💜

@Faith that is such a sweet and kind thing to say...I THANKYOU very muchly Hun 😘😘😘❤❤❤😘😘😘

You forgot to mention you are a person if very generous spirit and a heart as big as the moon!😘

@merlin1038 awww bless you Hun ....that is one of the kindest things ever said to me...you are too too kind but I am very grateful....a big big huggie 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪

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