I can remember my first time
It was over in a flash
It was something so amazing
For very little cash
I unwrapped her slowly
As I was licking with my tongue
I was only 14 years old
Some might call that young
I've done it many times since
But I'll always remember my first time
When I went in that shop
and bought and ate my first Dime
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