Isn't it strange how words from more than 50 years ago can just pop into your head for no apparent reason:
Ten men went to mow,
Went to mow a meadow,
Ten men
Nine men
Eight men
Seven men
Six men
Five men
Four men
Three men
Two men
One man and his dog
And a bottle of pop
And a sausage roll
And a packet of crisps
And a penny chew
And the kitchen sink
And the girl next door
Went to mow a meadow
Nine men went to mow,
Went to mow a mea...
Oh, fuck 'em!
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Yeah, but innit though....
The doorstep is cold. And so is the tea. For it's been a while. Since you sat with me. Seems we've not spoken. For some length of time. So I thought I would add. To a certain rhyme.
You make me feel like everything will be okay. That you are here for me whatever time of the day. The feeling is mutual. My fun loving friend. Even if you do drive me round the bend.
@sjw Don't think you can threaten me with Bob I deal with him every day in my job.
I can remember my first time. It was over in a flash. It was something so amazing. For very little cash. I unwrapped her slowly. As I was licking with my tongue. I was only 14 years old.
Whats the craziest thing you've ever done. Were you once foolish. Were you young. Did you cycle to town in your pyjamas at midday. sing camp songs together till break of day.
Welcome back missed you so why oh why did you have to go pined for you everyday but still you had to stay the sea was your calling life for me kept stalling you left your no.1 fan hope it was worth...
Just a bit of fun inspired by@PoppyA Offside Rules. Football crazy. Football mad. Footy on the telly. Footy on the pad. Footy in the paper. Footy in the pub. Footy on the radio. Footy in the tub.
10 men went to war, went to kill a gunner 10 men 987654321 and there baseball bat, went to kill a gunner ๐
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