B ake the batter, lick the spoon,
R ightous joy to come real soon,
O ven's on an mixture's in,
W ait a while, watch it begin...
N ow the dough's begun to rise,
I 'll let you on some small advice;
E rase those jewels from your mind,
S oon that batter will be MINE!
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