Monopolise Real Life.

I'm an MP I can say what I like,
It doesn't matter if its inaccurate I'm well within my rights,
I like to bend the truth or even completely lie,
I use half truths and I don't even need to try,
Corrupted and bent I'm your trusty politician,
My lies and truth both sound the same there's no linguistic partition,
I'd be good at playing poker, I have a poker face,
I'm damn good at what I do even if I am a disgrace,
I have no "tell" so you won't know if I don't tell the truth,
I'm going to spend my days picking on the poor and maybe the youth,
Unemployment rates are high so ill cut the benefits some more,
Even for those who physically can't work I don't care if I make them poor,
I sit quite comfortably in my nice designer suit,
I have a nice pay packet and travel expenses to boot,
In fact if I bend the truth I can claim expenses for what ever I like,
A new garden? Second house or even a motorbike,
If the general public don't know then this will hardly hurt them,
I am the voice of authority the rules I make to bend,
When this country is completely screwed I may just sit up, listen and think,
By this point ill be institutionalised on a leather couch with a shrink,
Until that day I'll sit and play this monopoly of life as if its a game,
Corrupted, liar, thief of taxes, I don't care, I'm still rich all the same.