Bruno mars: When I'm a billionaire!
Girl: Will you buy me some clothes?
Bruno mars: Girl your AMAZING, just the way you are!
Girl: Do u really mean that?
Bruno mars: Darling I'd catch a grenade for ya!
Girl : Aww really?
Girl gets hit by grenade
Bruno mars: But today I dont feel like doing ehhhnything!!
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