"A man walks into a bar and notices his friend sitting alone staring at a tiny man on the table playing the piano.
"Wow, look how small he is, where did you get him?!" Says the man.
"Oh, well there's this genie round the back of bar, and he grants you whatever wish you want."
Sure enough, the man goes round the back of the bar and there sits a genie.
"You grant wishes right?"
"Yes." replies the genie.
"Hmm, I'd like a million bucks."
Then, out of nowhere, a million ducks appear, and waddle behind the annoyed man as he goes back into the bar.
"Look, that genie gave me ducks instead of bucks!"
His friends sitting at the table replies,
"Well yeah, do you really think I asked for a twelve inch pianist?" "
How did you like this story?
Your feedback helps OllieBoyne understand what's working
@OllieBoyne
Don't you just hate it when people end their Bios abrup
Similar Stories
Desmond Tutu
Bishop Desmond tutu is a man So is terry wogan, I'm not a fan Mr tutu has a much better name And is right at the top of his game Whatever his game may be It's his name that appeals to me Conjuring up...
85 words
Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and 100 pennies came out Yo mama so old that her bible is autographed Yo mama so fat she layed down on the beach and everyone said free willy.
137 words
Political Correctness
:') I love these. Politically Correct Terms For Females: Her breasts will never sag, they will lose their vertical hold.
320 words
Chicken
A chicken gets invited to a real fancy dinner party. He dresses up smart in hopes of fitting in and making new friends. Arriving fashionably late the chicken enters and looks around.
89 words
Knock Knock Jokes
Sorry if you don't find these funny but i did although I find everything funny so… Knock knock: Who's there. Cows go, Cows go who. Cows go moo not who silly. Who's there. Howie, Howie who.
104 words
Jokes
I didn't make these up. A resident in a posh hotel breakfast room called over the head waiter one morning and read from the menu.
243 words
Joke!!
An elderly lady took 2 stuffed dogs to the Antiques Roadshow....
46 words
A woman gives birth to a baby..... Afterwards, the doctor comes in, and he says, "I have to tell you something about your baby." The woman sits up in bed and says, "What's wrong with my baby,...
102 words
Want to join the conversation? Sign in to leave a comment.