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Veet™ For Men

I did NOT write this, this is just one of the hilarious reviews for 'veet for men'
On amazon, I will not name the bloke but I will just post this to show you the type of funny things on there, I highly recommend having a read
ONCE AGAIN, NOT MY WORDS !
@Hannah1996 Thanks for sharing lol

Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)

Stablish

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Lmfao! 👏😂

Omg...I can't believe a bloke actually did this...hilarious...😂😂😂😂😂

I know😂, there are so many as well, this was just the first. You should check some out😃 American amazon though I think.

@misslittleDHP I know what a nutter, I'm not afraid to experiment with creams but geez, really? No Veet for my meat😉 😂😂😂😂

lmao

@Stablish I should think so my sweet...without the hair some may look like Mozzarella balls 😂😂😂😂😂

Hahahaha hahahahaha!!!!!!!!

@naaviie You know that, couldn't believe some of the reviews. The blokes name was randy as well lol😝

Hahahahahaha I can't stop laughing!!!! This is too hilarious!!!!

Best part of Amazon are the reviews and the fact they now sell dog food for some strange reason.

Lol, the surprises continue. I will be looking at more for sure😃Ps. The factory that make the dog food is over the road from my house, stinks to high heaven😷

@blindsilence 👆☺

@Stablish 😂😂😂

@leelee101 It took me a good hour to calm down lol (classic product review)

Wish I had saw this earlier. Can't stop laughing. Brilliant!

@eddie12309 It is incredibly funny, I will be looking for more😂😂

Hahaha! Oh,God! Take away the pain...but not the swelling! 🏀🏀

@TheCodsPollocks lol, apparently it's me according to @ipuss 🏀🏀 My poor balls😓 I should give it a rest with the product testing I think😃

LMFAO that's was Hilerious!!! Seen it before but still funny!!! Poor sod. Lesson here = dnt experiment with your body parts you care about! 😊

@Liza Yeah it's a risky game, I couldn't believe his name was randy as well, that was the icing on the cake lol😃

Says its all really doesn't it. Maybe never name someone randy that's just asking for trouble! Lol

@Liza LMFA, he just had to do it, randy bastard😁

Please learn from his example @Stablish DON'T DO IT!!! Lol 😃

What an idiot! 😹😹😹

@Liza I am resisting, shaving them does become tiresome lol😜

Probably better to have a little shrubbery rather than dead plums! 😉

@sjw I know, there is a line with cream experimentation and he defiantly crossed it😃

My god, f'ing hilarious dude,,,!!!😲😃😲

@DaddyDooDahs I know lol, this really did make my day, still loads more, you just have to dig through the normal ones. I had to share it😃

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 oh my f'ing god 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭 should be hilarious if he has to go doctors now!! Hahaha

@Stablish tell me about it! A friend of mine used it on her eyebrows too lazy to pluck them and she raw patches for weeks lol 😹 (of course I didn't laugh at her, not straight away anyway!) 😽

@smellyfingers 😂😂😂Yeah that would be a very uncomfortable trip to the doctors, in more ways than one, imagine trying to explain his logic behind it, his name being randy goes some way to explain it, he's no doubt been to A and E for other uncomfortable situations before lol⚠🍆 )(

😂😂😂😂😂 Made me cry with laughter after quite a sh*tty day, so thank you very much for that!!! (As for your disclaimer - as my kids might say: "Whatever!!! 😉😚)

@MrsS It made my evening at work a lot better, I was hoping it would make people smile at least. Ps. Your the second person to say that😳 Do I look like the type? lol😃

@sjw Yeah its best to wait at least until the visible evidence has gone or grown back. I don't think he needed to warn anyone, it should be an obvious conclusion really. Balls=Sensitive Veet for men=Burning sensation add them together you should get a NO😃

OMG!😄

@DuRoLuRo I know, Madness😃

@Stablish 😭😂😭😂😭

Hilarious mate, I won't be trying that 😁

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