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A Father's Pain

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.

Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mothers pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. they were both very much in favor of it.

The doctor set the pain transfer to 10%, for starters, explaning that even 10% was probably more pain the father had ever experienced before. However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and "kick it up a notch."

The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husbands blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing at this point, they decided to try for 50%. the husband continued to feel quite well.

Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.

The wife delivered a healthy baby boy with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the mail man was dead on the porch.

By Yvette Mejia

desorton

@desorton

Island girl in London (No, I don't know Rihanna lol) β€’ I hope I made you smile...:-De.

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Do not get it

Lol! The mailman was the father

Lol! The mailman was the father

Love it

mailman was the baby daddy! haha funny...

Lmaoo.@rjkbars.. Obviously the husband wasnt the father of the child.

Awesome joke :D

Thank you for the comments! :))

looooool!

But there is also another point that women can take more pain compared to men 😼

@jenselle I didn't want to be the one to say it! :)

@jenselle I was thinking that too...hehe love this! πŸ˜„

LOL! De, reading your jokes really makes my journey home worth while. Thank you ao mxh

@kcvsing *thank you so much

Oh shit

This cracked me up:D

@kcvsing aaawww thank u! I try to get the best ones!

Funneeeee ☺

oh wow. funny but wrong lol. but still- women can handle way more pain than men.

@rjkbars The mailman was the father and got all the pain

@spectacularguy thanks @Icefrost1 thanks i no tht now

Yea.....

This just cheered me up on a bad day. Thanks. :)

@kcvsing SHE DIDN'T WRITE IT FOR GODS SAKE!!!

@Joecalone who cares. As long as it makes u laugh

@rjkbars the mailman is the daddy

Superb πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

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Oh man! The mother has a lot of explaining to do lolz!

@em99sh i no

Has anyone actually checked if women can take more pain? Through Scientifically though.

Accidentally pressed send -_- damn. Through experiment, scientifically though.

OMG LOL

HAHA

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