Rules were made to be broken but you can't make broken rules
You can't kid a kidder and there's no fool like an old fool
If your going to play with feathers your going to get tickled
If you drink too much your brains going to get pickled
Don't judge a book by its cover
And if you can't take it then go home to mother!
Too many cooks spoil the broth
And if you like bright colours then don't be a goth!!!
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I have some more for you : "we'll cross that bridge when we come to it" " there is plenty more fish on the sea" " penny for your thoughts" "
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