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When Glen Met God

glen
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My funeral was a dull affair, they put my ashes in a cup
No one was more surprised than me, that instead of going down I went up
I treated life without a care, I died like Elvis on the bog
So here I am in heaven, face to face with a man named god.

Glen. How's it going mate, I'm quite surprised to see you
I thought I was going down, but now I feel brand new

God. Your only up here my son and not down with the smoke, because you made me laugh the other day, your life was one big joke.

This poem was finished by @paintingskys check it out...

#afterlife #dialogue #existential #general #humor #poetry
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Comments & Feedback (14)

BethyBoo
BethyBoo
Feb 9, 2013 at 10:33 AM

😂👏👏

blindsilence
blindsilence
Feb 9, 2013 at 10:34 AM

I would finish it but I am too afraid too. 😁

blindsilence
blindsilence
Feb 9, 2013 at 10:38 AM

Ps... France's B Team 2 Tottingham Hotspurs 0.

TheCodsPollocks
TheCodsPollocks
Feb 9, 2013 at 10:45 AM

Ha ha! I love the way you follow the words...one big joke.. with... I'm going out to follow spurs! 😊👏👏⚽

TheCodsPollocks
TheCodsPollocks
Feb 9, 2013 at 10:46 AM

Follow should be watch..

leelee101
leelee101
Feb 9, 2013 at 10:53 AM

😂😂😂 Excellent. Do a pt. 2 tomorrow mate 👍👍🍻

Burrfoot
Burrfoot
Feb 9, 2013 at 10:58 AM

I'd make an attempt.. But I'd prob end up having a whale try to mate with Jesus 😳 can I say that?

Burrfoot
Burrfoot
Feb 9, 2013 at 10:59 AM

.. A whalsus? Or a Jesale?

sarahgamal
sarahgamal
Feb 9, 2013 at 11:12 AM

😂😂 nice one👍

paintingskies
paintingskies
Feb 9, 2013 at 3:09 PM

I tried. 😁

ckahn
ckahn
Feb 9, 2013 at 3:40 PM

😳Leave me hanging!?!😁

glen
glen
Feb 10, 2013 at 12:00 PM

@blindsilence France's B team 1 Mighty Spurs 2 😜

blindsilence
blindsilence
Feb 10, 2013 at 12:21 PM

Tooting Ham clearly cheated, they had France B's 'keeper playing for them. Obviously this is evidence of match fixing and also a conflict of interest. If France B had their own keeper in goal instead of some random european person they would have won 1-0. Rest assured I shall be writing to The Daily Mail on Monday.

marymint
marymint
Feb 15, 2013 at 9:58 AM

So funny. 😹😹😹

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